I’ve thought about binary systems since I was 12 years old.  I knew without any doubt our sun had a partner.  Her name is “Nemesis“.  She ran off with dwarf (of all people).  I think our SUN intimated her.  He’s like the tallest man in the room by far.  She’s coming back.  She misses our sun.  She arrives shortly (in about 3,000,000 years).  When she get here, all hell is going to break loose.  He is not happy about this situation.  He’s going to ask “where have you been you little dwarf bitch?”  Then its going to get really ugly.

GOOD NEWS

Galaxy SystemAfter they fight for a few million years.  Short fight btw.  They will have make-up sex and begin orbiting each other.  This will not last!  only a few million years.  Then all hell will break loose again and she (“Nemesis”) will leave us once again for a dwarf galaxy.  Women!! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them 🙂

THEN THE PLOT GETS WEIRD. . .

Our galaxy (“Milk-a-way”) eats the dwarf and changes our night sky forever.  The end! 🙂

You can thank me later 🙂

Written by John Rector

His original works (videos, images and blog posts) are seen by millions of social media users daily. John Rector is the President at Social Media Target, LLC. He is the co-founder of E2OPEN. At IBM, he implemented Supply Chain Management (SCM) solutions at the top 50 electronics companies in Asia, The Americas and Europe. He is the winner of six Golden Circles.

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