“Hey there, humans! It’s your favorite party cat, Mardi Gras! As much as I love to celebrate with you, let’s not forget about safety. Here are some tips to help you party without a cat-astrophe:
- If you’re going to drink, pace yourself. Don’t get too litter-ally wasted, or you might end up in the litter box.
- Speaking of litter boxes, keep the streets clean! Don’t toss your beads or trash on the ground. That’s not how we roll in NOLA.
- Be aware of your surroundings. Don’t get so caught up in the fun that you forget to look both ways before crossing the street. Remember, I have nine lives – you don’t!
- Be cat-tastic, but don’t overdo it. Don’t climb on balconies, don’t flash your fur, and don’t do anything that could land you in a cat-astrophic situation.
Thanks for listening, humans! Stay safe and have a meow-velous Mardi Gras!”