Mardi Gras The Cat

“Hey there, humans! It’s your favorite party cat, Mardi Gras! As much as I love to celebrate with you, let’s not forget about safety. Here are some tips to help you party without a cat-astrophe:

  1. If you’re going to drink, pace yourself. Don’t get too litter-ally wasted, or you might end up in the litter box.
  2. Speaking of litter boxes, keep the streets clean! Don’t toss your beads or trash on the ground. That’s not how we roll in NOLA.
  3. Be aware of your surroundings. Don’t get so caught up in the fun that you forget to look both ways before crossing the street. Remember, I have nine lives – you don’t!
  4. Be cat-tastic, but don’t overdo it. Don’t climb on balconies, don’t flash your fur, and don’t do anything that could land you in a cat-astrophic situation.

Thanks for listening, humans! Stay safe and have a meow-velous Mardi Gras!”

Author: John Rector

John Rector owns, operates, implements, consults, and teaches. He is the IBM executive that co-founded the world renowned E2open and Social Media Target. He is a co-owner of Rainbow Packaging Corporation. He owns Mind Media Group. He implements software for other businesses. He teaches a weekly workshop at his office in Mt. Pleasant, SC, USA. He consults with business professionals on an hourly or monthly basis. He currently resides in Charleston, SC.

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